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Joke of the Day
"A fire broke out at a gay club last night. Police think it was started by a Fag."
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"Cops are like women. Can't live with them, can't live without them. And they're a bunch of pussies."
"When I see guys with skinny jeans and skin tight T's on I pretend they are actual giants who woke up tiny and just had nothing else to wear."
"I, put commas, in, weird places, so that, you, read, my tweets, like William, Shatner."
"Why does Santa have a large sack? Because he only cums once a year"
"At an Irish wedding reception someone yelled... ""Would all the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."" The bartender was almost crushed to death."
"A cheerleader gets up in front of me and says ""2, 4, 6, 8..."" I was like ""don't even!"""
"Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink!"
"Where do really smart birds roost? In a dictonaerie."
"If a woman has sex with a hundred men...... She is a considered a slut. If a man does the same thing, he is gay."