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Joke of the Day

"The cashier at the grocery store just gave me an ""I'm cooler than you"" look. Dude I will fight you with this baby strapped to me"

"Oh boy, I am desperate! My bowels do churn. Too many tacos! I never will learn. Pardon me, Sir! I believe it's my turn. - Horton Has to Poo"

"I visited you every day in hospital when you were in a coma. They gave me free wifi & coffee, It was the best 2 months of our married life"

"How many eggs can you eat while fasting? Just one, because after eating it you won't be fasting anymore"

"My friend went to mime school... Haven't heard from him since. HAHAHALOLOLOO SO FUNNY SOMEONE PLZ KILL ME"

"What do you call a seagull over the bay? A Bagel"

"What do you call someone who masturbates a lot? A nutcracker."

"Australian politics"

"How do you disappoint a Redditor? Repost the same exact joke over and over and/or upvote it to the front page."

"My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, ""Is that the best you can do?"""