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Joke of the Day

"Sperm bank I wounder if the receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used phrase ""Thanks for coming""."

"[At microphone] *clears throat* ""Salsa. Ballet. Conga. Waltz. Jitterbug. Tap."" *crowd cheers* ""Thanks for attending my dance recital."""

"I'm really glad they invented shampoo. imagine having to wash your hair with real poo?"

"Finish this Joke: ""so this drunk chief walks into a village...."""

"What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket? Is that you, coffin?"

"It's true what they say: shut up."

"The victim's body was found in the kitchen surrounded by eight empty boxes of cornflakes. Police suspect it was the work of a serial killer."

"What is a pedophile's favorite type of classical music? Anything in A Minor"

"What signal tells you that a politician is lying? The lips are moving"

"I have 6 mental illnesses Schizophrenia, OCD, ADHD, dislexia, anxiety, and hypochondria."