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Joke of the Day
"Date: ""So, what do you want to be?"" Me: ""Impressed."""
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"[LPT] How to enable site-wide flair! * Log out of Reddit * Click Register * Enter your flair in the ""username"" section * Complete the registration! You're even given an additional Karma Point!TM"
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"Girlfriend is having trouble opening an oyster at dinner. She hands it to me to open. Just as I pry it open, I say, ""The easiest way to open this is with a little mussel"""
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day. --My amazing girlfriend told me this one"
"What do you call a small hairy man of folk legend who's selfish during an orgy? A knob-hoggin' hobgoblin!"
"Some people think vomiting is hard... but I got threw it with flying colors."
"""My fellow Americans, I have authorized action to degrade and destroy Adobe's ability to push updates to devices."" [Cheering in streets]"
"what's the difference between a wife and a job? After 10 years the job still sucks."