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Joke of the Day
"What do you say when trying to catch the elevator? ""Hodor! Hodor!"""
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"My friend told me he hasn't pooped in a week. I told him he was full of shit."
"How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing? They look in the obituary"
"Doctors Jokes "" Doctor I keep stealing things"" "" Take these tablets; if that doesn't work get me a flat screen TV."""
"PSA: DON""T BUY A TURKEY FROM RALPHS We purchased one earlier this week and it shot down a Russian warplane :("
"What did the grizzly bear study at college? He was an Ursa Major"
"Him: Why do you carry a knife? Me: A sword is harder to hide."
"What do you get when you cross a slaughterhouse worker and a bad comedian? A bunch of butchered jokes"
"I made a joke: What is a fruit bun's favourite subject in a Pub Quiz? What is a fruit bun's favourite subject in a Pub Quiz? Currant affairs."
"""hey we use animals for literally everything else in our lives. lets use our feet for cars."" idiot flintstones. no wonder you're extinct."