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Joke of the Day
"What is a pirates nightmare date? A girl with a sunken chest and no booty"
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"""On my way"" I said, pretending to drive my bed."
"this is stick *dog wags tail* this is branch. its made of sticks *tail wags faster* this is tree. it makes sticks *dog helicopters into sky*"
"The first time I ever player lacrosse it was fairly stressful every time after that was fairly re-laxing"
"Today on my first day of school someone told me that I must be so excited to be a senior I said ""Right back at you Grandma"""
"What did the mother say to the pedophile at the beach? ""Get out of my sun!"""
"What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer!"
"What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity? A cognac"
"Math never tried to solve any of my problems."
"A taliban and his wife are getting ready to go to sleep at night... ...but before that, the taliban goes out to pee. He returns back all wet. ""Is it raining outside?"" ""No, it's windy..."""