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Joke of the Day

"There are two kinds of people in the world: Those that can extrapolate from missing information."

"Q. What do they call pastors in Germany? A. German Shepherds."

"Please don't get me wrong, but I like to see people dying Seeing their hair become blonde is really awesome."

"If Trump gets the Presidency, he'll ban all shredded cheese from being bought... He wants to make America grate again."

"TIFU by calling a flight attendant a stewardess. Man did he get pissed off."

"*gets summoned to the spider court* YOU ARE HEREBY CHARGED WITH THE CRUSHING OF 4 SPIDERS HOW DO YOU PLEAD? *places glass over spider judge*"

"Q: What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? A: Spoiled Milk."

"A liberal wins the powerball! Millionaires and Billionaires aren't so bad now after all!"

"Why so serious? A lady asked me if I thought she was wearing to much makeup. I told her it depends ... on whether she was trying to kill Batman or not."

"Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost."