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Joke of the Day
"I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly."
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"A ram walks into a whorehouse ""Can I get a woman?"" ""No, fuck ewe."""
"Q: Which way did the programmer go? A: He went DATA way!"
"They should invent an alarm clock that if you hit the snooze button more than 3 times it automatically calls in sick for you."
"The elevators are broken & I work on the 17th floor. Pretty sure I'm the first person ever to use the phone in reception to call in sick."
"ME: Who is your favourite philosopher? PROFESSOR: It's Hume. ME: Sorry - whom is your favourite philosopher?"
"What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork? ""I D K"""
"Had sex for an hour and 30 seconds today Thankyou daylight savings"
"I'm scared of french pancakes They give me the crepes"
"Is it a rule now that Betty White has to be in everything? Because she is simply ruining this porn for me."