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Joke of the Day

"Is it a rule now that Betty White has to be in everything? Because she is simply ruining this porn for me."

"If you want to catch a bus you have to *think* like a bus."

"I've run out of Christmas wrapping paper so I'm going to use 'Happy Birthday' paper and write 'Jesus' after it."

"Why do Catholics eat fish on Good Friday? Because Jesus died for our fins."

"I made a username called ""My Dick"" on a website. The website said that it wasn't long enough."

"What do a marriage and superglue have in common? They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol."

"What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language? Anticlimactic"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! B-2 ! B-2 who ? B-2 school on time !"

"Global bee population is drastically dwindling, what can they do to save themselves? Pretty simple. They need to learn English and say Let us bee!"

"Life is like a box of chocolates... ...it doesn't last as long for fat people."