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Joke of the Day

"My Thai girlfriend says a small penis isn't a problem in a loving relationship... I still wish she didn't have one."

"Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin? A: It is usually still in the case."

"So Charles Manson is getting married... Yeah, I thought life imprisonment was a big enough punishment already."

"I wonder if girls got mad on dates in the 1700?s because guys kept checking their treasure maps."

"""Rock. Paper. Scissors."" - terrible surgeon"

"All life is precious. Unless you're an accountant, then you welcome sweet death."

"Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career? She had no sense of porpoise."

"1. Religion. 2. ? \3. Prophet."

"I bet when kittens go to work in kitten offices that there's always one kitten whose cubicle is decorated with pictures of lonely old ladies"

"Why don't Hindus ever have good luck after reincarnating? They always get buried in Indian burial grounds"