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Joke of the Day

"Why don't Hindus ever have good luck after reincarnating? They always get buried in Indian burial grounds"

"If u had Hitler & a guy who doesnt mute the keyboard on his iPhone in a room & could only kill one, would u give Hitler the dead guys phone?"

"If we attacked Turkey from the rear... ...do you think Greece would help?"

"A prison inmate walks into a bar."

"I just bought a bottle of Drano... Well that was $4 down the drain."

"What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall? Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)"

"Do you know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#"

"I saw on a Viagra bottle ""Keep away from Children"" What kind of a man do they think I am?"

"Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle? A. Wheeeee!!!!!"