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Joke of the Day

"What happens when you put the batteries in backwards in an Energizer Bunny? It keeps cumming and cumming and cumming...."

"Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore... A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband."

"Food is like Dark Humor Not everyone gets it!"

"I knew a woman who was very liberal with her kids. She had them aborted."

"I had a break up with my clone the other day... I was being sincere by saying, Its not you, its me."

"What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress? They both started out black and blue then became white and golden"

"Who writes hit musicals on the Internet? Andrew Lloyd Webber."

"Did you hear about the chickpeas who took a tumble? It was falafel."

"My girlfriends nervous about giving birth. I said don't worry, women have been doing it for over 100,000 years.. .. Or in the case of Republicans, women have been doing it for 6,000 years or less"

"I always carry a lighter in case I end up at an impromptu concert...or need to set someone's house on fire. Either way, I'm prepared."