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Joke of the Day

"I asked Arnold Schwarzenegger why he hasnt upgraded his computer to Windows 10.. He said ""I still love Vista baby!"""

"19 and 20 got in a fight... 21"

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A: a rip off"

"My dog is entertained chasing his tail and I'm bored with a device that gives me access to infinite knowledge..."

"My uncle the rabbi only tips 10% And a I mean always! He does that shit religiously!"

"what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers"

"""WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY 40 POUNDS OF SPINACH?"" Me: I cooked it for you. It's over there, on that teaspoon."

"I ate 2 pieces of string... When they came out they were tied together. I shit you knot."

"What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?"

"Jews are lazy... ... essentially a group of people who couldn't be bothered to read the sequel. -Will Bailey (Cambridge footlights)"