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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever."
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"What does a pirate say when he turns 80? Aye Matey. might be a repost sorry if it is!"
"After mating, a female Praying Mantis kills & eat's the male. Guess she knows it's easier to claim life insurance rather than child support."
"What do you get when you mix batteries and water? Watt-er"
"What was Adolf Hitler's favourite computer game? Mein Kraft."
"Buy an aquarium. Don't buy fish. Tell guests there are fish. Enjoy time spent not having to talk to guests while they look for fish."
"Prostate Exam The worst part about getting a prostate exam is the embarrassment of getting an erection -- especially when they find out I'm not a doctor."
"A guy doesn't go into a bar... Unaware, the bartender continues serving drinks to other people."
"What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland? Paddy O' Furniture"
"What do you call a masterbating zombie? A Deadbeat."