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Joke of the Day
"How do you fit three gay men on a bar stool? You flip the stool over."
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"What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette."
"And the Lord said unto John.. ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and won a toaster."
"Why does a rapper need an umbrella? Fo' drizzle."
"What's round and hard and full of acidic semen? A Jewish submarine."
"If I was named Edward Normus, I'd use my first name's initial and my last name as much as I possibly could."
"why was 6 afraid of 7 because 789"
"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up."
"Me:Did you have a ruff day? Dog: Me:What? That was funny! Dog: Me:Do you not like puns? Dog: Me:I think I'm high. Dog:Did you smoke my weed?"
"I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet so now my cats wear tap shoes."