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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay Frenchman? A faguette. (Sorry if offensive)"
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"Worst pickup lines I love bad/funny pickup lines, lets see what you guys' got!"
"Everything men know about women [ ]"
"Dem puns... Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine beans in Irish Bean Soup? Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!"
"How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light-bulb? None. Don't worry about me, I'll just sit here in the dark."
"What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons."
"[baby finally falls asleep] ME: *tip toes to couch* I can finally relax DOG: I'M GONNA BARK FOR NO REASON"
"What do you call an unconscious computer programmer? dfghjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj"
"What do pirates like to wear during the winter? Scarves"
"How is Trump different from Hitler? Unlike Hitler Trump wants to round up every Juan. Edit : No offence to Trump supporters or anyone!"