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Joke of the Day

"When the UPS guy hands you that pad where you digitally sign your name, you can put anything. Today I put ""lame shorts"" and nothing happened"

"Roses are red, Roses are blue, Roses are white, Genetics."

"How do they fit all that money inside such a tiny credit card???"

"Man and a duck... ...walk into a bar. ""ouch"" ""quack"""

"Marathon Just won my first marathon. I am experiencing the thrill of victory and the agony of de feet."

"What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A: a receding hare-line."

"I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Girls Without a penis"

"It's like I wanna be left alone but I still want people to notice my absence, you know."

"People do not know how to merge into traffic. All you do is yield, look left, close your eyes, and go."

"Gaining weight from drinking so much water? Drink lighter fluid"