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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red, Roses are blue, Roses are white, Genetics."
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"I wrote a song for a Tortilla. Well, it's more of a Wrap."
"I spent the whole of my day with my hand in my trouser pocket. Maybe that's why I kept feeling cocky."
"New study shows Android phone users are more likely to put out, apparently iPhone users are too busy waiting in a line to have sex."
"Why did Ahmed Mohamed put his clock in a pencil case? because pipe clock would have just been stupid."
"Black ice is just like regular ice except it dies first in movies."
"If i get a rat tail... If i get a rat tail on my chinese food, should i complain or is it on the house?"
"What does a woman want more than anything in the world? Nothing. She's fine."
"NSFW How is a female cyclist like a prostitute? They both peddle pussy!"
"When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? When the big hand touches the little hand."