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Joke of the Day

"The quickest way to avoid a conversation on Facebook is by clicking like."

"Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting? Because he didn't habanero."

"What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce? Chicken sees a salad."

"I don't condone workplace violence, until someone microwaves fish in the break room."

"Legalize drugs. Criminalize dumbasses."

"What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east? The allahu ak-bar"

"Do you know how many poisonous apples I'd have to give out before I was considered to be the fairest in the land?"

"Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes? The weatherman."

"Those men drinking battery acid Will soon be charged"

"A British engineer just opened a buisness in Afganistan. He is selling landmines that look like prayer mats. When asked how buisness was going he said that prophets are going through the roof."