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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce? Chicken sees a salad."
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"Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter? He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them."
"A guy goes to the Olympics and sees a man carrying a long pole. The guy asks - Are you a pole vaulter? The man replies - No I'm German - how did you know my name is Walter?"
"If Clinton wins the election... There'll be another Bush in the White House"
"What's the most popular board game in Canada Sorry."
"What do you call five black guys having sex? A threesome 3/5ths compromise"
"Be alert The world needs more lerts."
"Hey, I may not look like much right now, but believe me, in the morning I'll look even worse."
"What do you call a prostitute who's upset about gun control? A sandy hooker"
"What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't get offended by this joke"