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Joke of the Day
"(NSFW) What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist fucks..."
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"How are relationships like algebra? You look at your X and try to find out Y"
"I was at the pub with the Mrs last night and I said, ""I love you.' She said, ""Is that you or the beer talking?"" I replied, ""It's me... talking to the beer!"" "
"The other day I asked my wife to hand me the news paper. She said, ""Silly you, just use my Ipad.""... That spider had no fucking idea what hit it."
"When do you know that you are getting old? When you have babies on purpose"
"No, I'm not telling my wife the reason we need a new blender is because I didn't remove the pit from the avocado, that's between us."
"Guess who's watching Vin Diesel movies all day again? That's right: Vin Diesel."
"It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July."
"The only chance of me reaching the third base ever... ...is while playing baseball"
"What's the healthiest cuisine? Vitaminese food."