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Joke of the Day
"How are relationships like algebra? You look at your X and try to find out Y"
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"A black man goes into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder... The bartender looks at the parrot and says, ""Wow! That's a beauty. Where'd you get him?"" The parrot replies, ""Africa""."
"Knock knock knock KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Hurry up Bobbi Kristina, I have to use the bathroom!"
"Put the punchline in the title How do you ruin a perfectly good joke?"
"Pro tip: Instead of having kids, just adopt a couple raccoons. They'll trash your house too, but at least they can feed themselves."
"What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion I cried when I cut up the onion"
"How many redditors does it take to repost a joke? About four."
"""Help! I can't get my jogging trousers off!"" ""We'll have to perform an emergency trackybottomy"""
"My Girlfriend used to go down on me all the time... ...so I fixed the puncture"
"I order so much Chinese food the delivery guy must think I'm a middle aged divorced homicide detective in an 80s movie."