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Joke of the Day

"No, I'm not telling my wife the reason we need a new blender is because I didn't remove the pit from the avocado, that's between us."

"Whodunnit ? by Ivor Clew"

"What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter? Camenbert"

"Girls who say ""I hate drama"" can usually be found drunk and crying on a public toilet."

"Why did reddit's admins go back to school? because they can't spell ""read it""."

"Hungry priests A group of hungry priests walk into a restaurant. One orders the fish. They all leave satisfied."

"When is a door not a door? How the hell is ajar supposed to work with this? Adoor and ajar? 'Cuse me?"

"What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you? A polite bulb."

"Overheard a teenager watching Armageddon for the 1st time (after Bruce Willis blows up): ""lol at least the hot one lived (Ben Affleck)."""

"What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing? He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend."