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Joke of the Day

"So lemme get this straight. Han Solo can understand Chewbacca just fine but at age 900, basic English grammar still goes over Yoda's head."

"What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey? A fowl ball!"

"Why do mimes always lose arguments? They don't have a say in anything!"

"Just overheard a guy say he was buying a MacBook so he doesn't have to worry about the Ebola virus. What."

"Did you hear ISIS blew up their first Italian recruit in a suicide bombing today? They decided to rig a Tony"

"If you get cold, just stand in a corner for a little bit. They're usually 90 degrees."

"Just threw out my one night stand. There were termites."

"Don't mess with me! I've got a black belt... It's brown on the other side."

"Just checked into hotel in Miami. They have a separate pool for redheaded people. I thought we were past this."

"TIL Only three types of mammals go through menopause. The Blue Whale, The Beluga Whale, and You're Mom"