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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear ISIS blew up their first Italian recruit in a suicide bombing today? They decided to rig a Tony"

"A man walks up to a barman asking for a double entendre... He gave him one."

"What do you call a chicken takeover of the government? A coop."

"If you're only 18, please don't post philosophy and proverb verbiage based on your first love and the difficulty of your inexperienced life."

"In the future: ""So Zionists tried to take a people's home and said god gave it to them."" ""So what happened?"" ""Apparently god disagreed."""

"Did you know when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 to extend your arm and punch them in the face."

"I didn't text you just to exercise my fingers, I was expecting a reply back..."

"I like my women like I like my golf scores In the 80s, with a slight handicap"

"Gay jokes are not funny! Cum on guys!"

"How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery? Shuck it long, and shuck it hard."