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Joke of the Day
"Just threw out my one night stand. There were termites."
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"Cinderella (2014) - A despotic prince with a foot fetish forces all female citizens of his kingdom to undergo mandatory DNA testing."
"Why is Cinderella so bad at football? A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball"
"If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive... They'd find me attractive."
"What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes? Dix."
"3 Men Walk Into a Bar One of them should've noticed. (credit to my brother)"
"I can dig graves my entire life and nobody calls me a landscaper, but i suck one dick! And they call me gay for life!"
"GOLFER: what r u thinkin ME (caddying): honestly sometimes i wake up & am mad that im not dead GOLFER: jesus. i meant what club should i use"
"What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers? F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver"
"The best thing about UDP jokes ...is that I don't care if you get them or not"