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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadrabador"

"Unfortunately a skeleton couldn't go the prom He had nobody to go with."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."

"What do you call a religious man with low pH? An acidic Jew."

"Why Couldn't Bill Gates Get A Girl Friend? Because his penis was Microsoft."

"Paramount is making a movie about a pair of Chinese race car drivers... It's called ""Two Wongs Don't Make a Right"""

"Pix and Misc - Teacher win [pic]"

"Some porn can be really off-putting. You know, the disgusting 240p stuff."

"*puts stethoscope up to chest* Dr: I dont hear..U don't have a heart Karen ""Did my ex Kyle put u up to this?"" *Im in the bushes giggling*"

"I gathered a list of ten puns yesterday. And i wanted to see if any were reasonable. So i put them all to the test to see if they would pass. No pun-in-ten-did. Edit: grammar"