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Joke of the Day

"your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt"

"What kind of television do horses like? Saddle-lite TV"

"Someone stole my mood ring And I don't know how I feel about it."

"Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry."

"You know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles."

"Yo mama so fat Every photo from family gathering is her self-portrait."

"What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common? They both say ""Insert Bill Here"""

"Why can't you hear rabbits have sex? because they have cotton balls."

"Y'all know what they call Jamaica? Grease of Western Hemisphere. Disclaimer: Does anyone here know where this is from? Heard my friend say it, was wondering where he got it from."

"what did internet man say to other internet mam ""dank meme"""