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Joke of the Day

"Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry."

"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it ;)"

"If you are thinking of having an affair, just remember the head of the CIA couldn't even get away"

"What is the opposite of leapfrog? Toadstool *i'll just see myself out*"

"What should you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle? Wipe it off."

"Pity Poor Peter I feel sorry for my friend Peter. His hair's a mess. His family's nuts. His neighbor's an asshole. On bad days, his girlfriend's a c---. And his owner beats him. EDIT: Punctuation."

"How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads? Chasing parked cars."

"Want to hear the new word I just created? Plagiarism!"

"What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 45 pounds."

"Average jokes don't end how you think they... Median"