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Joke of the Day
"At what age do you switch from puppy to dry dog food? My daughter is 14 months old."
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"Did you hear about the eskimo couple? One cold night, she broke it off!"
"My grandpa died in the holocaust... He fell off the guard tower."
"Why was the menopausal hooker so noisy in the sack? Whore moans"
"How to kill two birds with one stone: Step 1: throw a stone at a bird Step 2: go pick up that stone Step 3: throw it at another bird"
"Today I saw a bird shit on somebody for no apparent reason at all. Then I thought of you."
"Why the word redundancy when lawyers say cease and desist? Billable vowels."
"Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back."
"What's my favorite machine at the gym? The snack machine."
"I keep a length of dental floss inside my perpetually furrowed brow."