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Joke of the Day
"Next year is going to be an odd one. credit goes to my dad."
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"A man goes for his first prostate exam ""I am sorry doctor, but where can I leave my pants?"" ""Right there where I left mine"" - the doctor says"
"Nachos on Christmas Eve. We're celebrating the birth of cheeses!"
"Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob from your grandma.. It's all good until you look down."
"What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing you told her twice."
"Deez Nutz He really has it in the bag."
"What do you call children born into a whorehouse? Your kids"
"I've seen this joke here before, so I changed it and I think it's better. A Jewish boy asks his dad for $50... And his dad gives it to him!!! Ha ha!"
"Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it's the scenter."
"imagine explaining a magazine to a teen today ""yeah it's four bucks, there's like 900 words on 32 pages, and you'll get another next month"""