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Joke of the Day

"[Meta] If our roles were reversed... I'd upvote your post."

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A porcupine keeps its pricks on the OUTSIDE"

"My favorite word is penetration. My second favorite word is done."

"Why do teenagers want to work for Intel? Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even"

"What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ? She was tickled to death !"

"Have you ever met that one guy you really want to punch in the face? Turns out punching a mirror is painful for your hand."

"How many cis-gender white males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. And it would be his privilege to help out."

"What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks? A conductor."

"The only thing better than an orgasm is being interrupted by stupid bullshit while you're masturbating. I hate stopping at toll booths!"

"How do you figure out that your girlfriend is getting too fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes."