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Joke of the Day

"Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born? Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones."

"A German boy pushed his brother off a cliff. He then turned to his mother and said ""Look Mom! No Hans!"""

"Nothing interesting has happened today. I haven't been robbed at knifepoint. I haven't been sold into sexual slavery. I'll keep you updated."

"I hate it when I accidentally grab two pieces of pizza and then have to eat the whole thing to keep it even."

"What did the male elephant say to his buddy when a female elephant passed by? ""Thirty six thousand, twenty four thousand, thirty six thousand, wow!"""

"Knock Knock Knock - Knock Whos There? Horrible god awful joke that sucks really really bad. Horrible god awful joke that sucks really really bad WHO? This one."

"Tweets got stolen. * Everybody looks at the new black dude following *"

"Why does Trump secretly want to lose the election? Because if he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house, that's in a black neighborhood."

"I think I'm a superhero, but I don't even remember being bitten by a radioactive sloth."

"I met a girl with 12 nipples... Sounds funny Dozen tit?"