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Joke of the Day
"They say great things come in small packages But I assure you my thing is still pretty good."
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"I started teaching rednecks Spanish Se habla espan ya'll"
"Ladies: If you have ever took any ""Glamour Shots"", I will assume that you lost your virginity in a Pontiac Firebird."
"Whenever my husband opens his wardrobe he shouts and curses. I think he's a cross dresser."
"Why do feminists make bad mass shooters? Because they always give a trigger warning."
"Want to hear a funny joke? Civil Rights. For Anyone."
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"" it's a great saying... but a terrible way to tell your kids that they're adopted."
"I planted some flowers, but they never grew. Should have seen it coming. The package did warn that they were pansies."
"Hey girl, are you an F5 key? Cause that ass is refreshing."
"Just walked FACE FIRST into a spider's web on my porch. Shoutout to my neighbors who now think I love showing off my frantic break dancing."