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Joke of the Day

"I planted some flowers, but they never grew. Should have seen it coming. The package did warn that they were pansies."

"What does Robert, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian all have in common? They all know how to get black men off."

"What did the hen say to his bar pals? Let's get some chicks!"

"Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim? The Senile River"

"It's all shits n' giggles... Until someone giggles and shits."

"There was a vampire who drank his own blood He said it tasted irony."

"I'm far too cute to only have one ex-husband."

"There are four things that you can look at into infinity. A flowing water, blazing fire, a woman parking her car, and - in one case - the ceiling of the mausoleum."

"Why isn't Cindy spelled Sindie? Whoever caid C makes an S cound was ctupid."

"What is a Roman wrestlers favorite meal? JOHN CENA"