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Joke of the Day

"i've never seen a girl under 21 whose iphone screen wasn't cracked."

"Let's talk about pre-mature ejaculation real quick. Ok, all done."

"[NSFW] I think I might be gay... ...Every time I touch my dick I get hard"

"What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron? Fawaffle!"

"I went to an Anti- Abortion rally... Their slogan was ""our movement is unstoppable, they will never defetus"""

"You can't give me a mini fan at work and expect me not to spend the whole morning pretending I'm a model doing a photo shoot. It's science."

"There will only be seven planets... after I destroy Uranus"

"If you're trying to woo me without food... let me stop you right there."

"She said YES! ..When I asked her if she was cheating on me."

"What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a pornstar with a bout of diarrhea? One shucks between fits."