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Joke of the Day
"i've never seen a girl under 21 whose iphone screen wasn't cracked."
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"A bigoted lumberjack controversially said ""All trees are only fit for furniture."" He was accused of mahogany. ^^^^Never ^^^^saw ^^^^this ^^^^before, ^^^^does ^^^^it ^^^^make ^^^^it ^^^^OC"
"How many men do a feminist need to make her sandwich? two. One from front and another from behind."
"In 1973, the Six Million Dollar Man consisted of a bionic man with super powers... In 2016, the Six Million Dollar Man consists of two hip replacements."
"My friend Tommy drowned the other day... At his funeral, we placed a lifejacket on his coffin. It's what he would have wanted..."
"""Marriage is like a ring of fire"", my dad used to tell me. "" The men on the outside want to be in it, and the ones on the inside want to get out of it """
"A compulsive liar walks into a doctor's office claiming to be constipated... The doctor tells him he's full of shit."
"TIL that Benjamin Franklin loved containers. It was frequently said that Ben was on a bin binge."
"The other day a co- worker asked me what I had for lunch, and I replied 5 Guys. He laughed because it sounds funny. I guess I should have been more specific and said I got bukaked during lunch time."
"I bet now that it's been a few years, she's ""The Girl Who Really Regrets Getting That Dragon Tattoo."""