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Joke of the Day
"How was my engagement the same as my divorce? In the end, I settled."
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"I swallowed two pieces of string and when I went to the bathroom they came out tied together. I shit you knot."
"What will the first female Mexican head of state be called? The Precedent."
"The Story of Volcanos God: Ok, how about a mountain.. Angel: We got mountains. God: Lemme finish. That shits fire. Angel: Metal. *fist bump*"
""" National No Bra Day""? I say pics or it didn't happen day."
"What's the opposite of a mango? Mancome"
"""I'll never forget you Jack"" ""Can I float on that wood too, Rose?"" ""I'll always remember you"" ""Seems like there's room for--"" ""Goodbye Jack"""
"There's no ''I'' in team... But there's a ''U' in cunt."
"There's someone out there for everyone. Don't worry if you're alone, your true love is just having sex with someone else right now."
"This joke will SHOCK you. how do you catch a mouse? Click baiting."