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Joke of the Day
"24 men sucked off in Magaluf. 11 f*cked in Belo Horizonte."
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"I like a good long fiction piece... So I picked up the Bible at my local book store."
"Being sick and tired of all the excess fat, one day I decided to burn it off. And then I started running... ..from the police for setting my wife on fire."
"when i was 17 my bucket list was ""buy a house"" & ""marry a tycoon"" now i'm 27 it's ""tickle a baby hedgehog"" and ""learn Beyonce choreography"""