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Joke of the Day

"I hope my kids love the gifts they receive for Christmas so I'll have more things to take away when I need to punish them"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ? Caroline of rope with you !"

"Q: Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes? A: He wanted to go bear foot."

"My neutered cat has such a tiny girly voice Must be a catstratti"

"As a kid, I didn't want to get caught misbehaving by my parents. Now I'm a parent. And I don`t want to get caught by my kids."

"I lost a pop quiz last night. The question was: where do women mostly have curly hair? The correct answer is ""Africa"". You have a very dirty mind!"

"He died doing what he loved: meeting people on Craigslist to buy furniture."

"I thought I saw Jesus in a cookie. But I was wrong. It was just a guy who looked like him."

"Why don't cows simply run away from their farms? Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na"

"Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen? She didn't want the pigs eating shredded tweet."