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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like how I like my coffee Ground up and put in my basement."
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"why was the blonde staring at the light bulb for long hours with her mouth open? because the doctor advised her to ""eat light"""
"Why do Lannisters hate turtles? Cause they can't stab them in the back"
"What do my dick and my mind have in common? They both want to get blown."
"Greatest pun joke coming in three..two.. pun"
"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE RAISING A CAT ARMY."
"If someone says ""Someone in this room has a bomb,"" I can't rule myself out as a suspect. - Sent from my Samsung Galaxy Note7"
"HOLLYWOOD They wanted me for the lead role in Twelve Years a slave but id only been married for 10"
"Heavy metal is not intimidating to me because half of the time it's just the plot of Lord Of The Rings yelled over guitar solos."
"I used to play hard to get until I realized that I was hard to want"