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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between snow tires and black people? The snow tires still work when you take the chains off."

"Titanium is a most amorous metal... When it gets hot, it'll combine with anything."

"What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet? Urine trouble."

"I gave my friend an elephant for his room He said: ""Thank you!"" I said: ""Don't mention it."""

"What does a polite pirate say? Chivalry-Timbers!"

"After watching how stressful it was for Clark Kent's dad, I don't know if I could adopt a kid from a blown-up planet."

"I once heard that ""Time flies like an arrow."" But all I knew was that fruit flies like a banana."

"Why are magnets so arousing? They're very attractive."

"The longest minute in the world is the one between finishing SkyMall and waiting for them to allow electronics."

"Return of the Jedi is not possible without the receipt of the Jedi."