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Joke of the Day

"Please don't put a coin on my mouth when I die; I plan to wander the shores of the River Styx for 100 years & finally get that bikini body."

"If someone wants to date me, I don't want to date them. Because they obviously make bad life choices."

"What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail !"

"How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry her."

"Why are all rabbits negro? Because they dig homes."

"Where do boxers punch each other the most? In the ring."

"If you want to know how many hours your mom was in labor with you, tell her you won't be able to come over & visit."

"If you don't need to change shirts after eating a hot dog you're not doing it right."

"Boyfriend questionnaire: 1) Have job? 2) Have car? 3) Have goals? If you answer yes to any of the above questions thanks but no thanks."

"My wife asked me for a double-entendre.... .....so I gave her one."