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Joke of the Day
"My wife asked me for a double-entendre.... .....so I gave her one."
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"Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Nobody can."
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!"
"Iron Man Joke Iron man is a super hero. Iron, woman. is a command."
"I like to sneak a donut into the salad bar so everyone will ask, ""WAIT, THERE'S DONUTS?"" and I say, ""Sorry, last one!"" and then eat it."
"Why was Moses' wife angry? He gave her the burning bush."
"[in space] ASTRONAUT: Up here you can have delusions ME: Haha I don't think so A: They can seem real GANDALF: Don't believe him ME: I don't"
"The only difference between fear and adventure is how much you breathe."
"Apparently impatient midgets don't like to stand on clocks... because it would make them short on time."
"friend gave me an inhaler my friend was dying on the floor and he gave me an inhaler, guess he wanted to give something for me to remember him. weird."