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Joke of the Day
"My wife asked me for a double-entendre.... .....so I gave her one."
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"A man goes to a $10 hooker and gets crabs He calls her out on it, and she replies, ""I was only $10. What did you expect, lobster?"""
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"How does an alien get back to his home planet? ayy lmao"
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