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Joke of the Day

"If someone wants to date me, I don't want to date them. Because they obviously make bad life choices."

"Every grocery store has free samples if you're quick enough"

"What do Zero and Nil have in common? Absolutely nothing"

"Pedophilia You grow into it."

"What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail? Treeson"

"New horror film inspired by Facebook I liked what you did last summer."

"What's the cheesiest Stallone film? Roquefort."

"I organized a threesome this past weekend. There were a couple of no-shows, but I still had a good time."

"""Child rearing"" sounds like something that'll get you life in prison."

"I hate it when girls say the wrong name during sex They know my name isn't someone help"