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Joke of the Day

"[sees old lady drop $20] Devil on Shoulder: Grab her cash! Devil on other Shoulder: And push her over!"

"Hey guys ,wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil? Ugh never mind that , it's pointless."

"What do a cell phone and anal bleach have in common? They both change your ring tone"

"If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth."

"Ironically Caps 'Lock' is a 'Key'."

"I'm Black. So I can't be racist. But these suckers keep telling me that I am. ""Jake, you can't call yourself Black just because you went to jail once. That is racist"""

"Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the filling station"

"Why don't white girls like trigonometry? Because secant even."

"I'm a married white male; my forefathers saw to it that I'm not allowed to be offended by anything."

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin: A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."