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Joke of the Day
"Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the filling station"
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"Why are there no good jokes about men? Because they were written by women."
"My dick is like Amazon Prime... It comes fast :("
"What were the old-time gangster's last words? ""Who put this fucking violin in my violin case?!"""
"My friend David lost his ID the other day Now we just call him dav"
"What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves? Russell."
"While browsing my local sex shop I ended up meeting the love of my life... She even came with batteries too!"
"Avocados by Dre. $79.99 each."
"Wife called up her mom and said, ""He fought with me again,I'm coming to live with you."" Mom replied, no no my daughter, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to stay with you."
"I took a Scottish girl to the countryside. ""Hello view!"" she said, looking out the window of our rented house. I said, ""I love you too..."""