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Joke of the Day

"he died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. Jk. Rowling. Sorry if repost, I just saw it on my Facebook and laughed really hard."

"No, I don't hate you. I promise. Cross my heart and hope you die."

"I was trying to find my flying drone Then it hit me"

"All I'm saying is, China could have a much better relationship with the West if they shared their dragons with us but whatever be that way."

"""I can't feel my legs"" --mermaids"

"All you need is love And a super low IQ to believe that."

"Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!"

"why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? So you can cum on its face"

"How did the blonde chip her teeth? using a vibrator"