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Joke of the Day
"he died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish"
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"Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes? He always tells them with a dead Pan face."
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"Donald Trumps favorite movie is E. T. Because the fucking alien went back home!"
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"I just got laid. But don't worry, I was totally thinking about you guys the whole time."
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"How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?! With an electorate blanket."