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Joke of the Day

"2 Wongs How come you only see white couples with chinese kids and never chinese couples with white kids? 2 wongs don't make a white"

"Hillary Clinton is elected president... good one"

"A pirate has a steering wheel attached to his crotch. As he walks down the street someone notices and asks ""Doesn't that hurt?"" The pirate replies, ""Arr, it drives me nuts."""

"What is better than getting a N64 on Christmas? Getting a N64 now"

"Can I ask you a quick question? What is the quickest way to the front page?"

"I want to tell you a scoliosis joke but it's completely out of line."

"Some people make remarks about my dandruff. I just brush it off."

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? Ya think it's the R, but it be the C!"

"A large marine mammal was recently in Cardiff. It had a Wales of a time."

"[job interview] ""So what are your goals for working here?"" To be home by noon..."