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Joke of the Day

"2 Wongs How come you only see white couples with chinese kids and never chinese couples with white kids? 2 wongs don't make a white"

"Incest results in some very strange humans. That's why my sister and I ALWAYS use a condom."

"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper."

"What do you call two rows of cabbages ? A dual cabbageway !"

"Little kid making faces at you from his bus window? Follow him home and make faces through his window at night."

"Way too young My friend just updated his status to ""I love my girlfriend <3"". I always knew he liked them young, but that is fucking ridiculous."

"What's the best thing about going on a surprise vacation with a gay guy? His shit's already packed."

"I was going to go to the Alzheimer's charity run yesterday. But I forgot."

"My ex-wife's a whore! I'm sorry, I really shouldn't be so mean about my ex-wife. I love my ex-wife. The problem is; is that for twenty five bucks everybody else could too!"

"What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus? Jesus doesn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over *his* body."