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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirates favorite letter? You think it be arrrrrrgh, but it be the sea."
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"Did you hear about the hungry clock? It went back four seconds."
"Yo mommas so ugly that even her dildo has to take Viagra"
"*puts on white shirt* *accidentally spills coffee* *takes off shirt* *shoves shirt into coffee pot* *puts on brown shirt*"
"Overheard in a restaurant. Grandma: ""Oh, I could really go for a Quickie right about now!"" Grandpa: ""It's pronounced a Quiche, dear!"""
"One of the underrated 2011 subplots is the battle between local car dealer commercials & hostage videos on who has worse production value."
"When summer comes and California starts burning, try to act surprised."
"What's green and hairy and skies down a mountain a skiwi"
"A grasshopper walks into a bar ... The bartender says ""Hey we have a drink named after you"" The grasshopper says ""You have a drink named Steve?"""
"Lazlo's Chinese relativity axiom No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats-approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less,"