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Joke of the Day

"Men don't ask for driving directions because we just don't want to arrive wherever you're making us go."

"According to facebook it is my wife's birthday."

"Parachute joke if your parachute doesn't deploy, you have the rest of your life to fix it!"

"I had a one night stand with an Amish guy the other week... He never called me back."

"Interview Joke Interviewer: Why should we hire you Interviewee: Coz you are hiring :)"

"How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits? They were impressive!"

"I have diarrhea and constipation at the same time... basically, I cant shit... A LOT!"

"Two kittens are on a slanted roof, which one slides off first? The one with the least mew."

"What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl in the 1940s? With a dustpan."

"How many prostitutes can you kill before the FBI gets involved? Asking for a friend."