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Joke of the Day

"Men don't ask for driving directions because we just don't want to arrive wherever you're making us go."

"Tom DeLong has split from Blink 182... Looks like he lasted 'de long' time."

"Anyone who doesn't believe in life after death has never walked away from a lousy job."

"IF I HAD A NICKLE EVERY TIME A GOP OFFICIAL CALLED TRUMP'S BEHAVIOR ""UNACCEPTABLE"" BUT ACCEPTED HIM AS NOMINEE I COULD START A FAKE COLLEGE"

"Melon love Two melons in a romantic relationship were discussing their feelings for each other. ""Honeydew you love me?"" asked the first. ""Yes,"" replied the second, ""but we cantaloupe."""

"You're an embarrassment to the human race. What are you doing later?"

"What do you call a hooker fart? A prosti-toot"

"I feel so empty after sex... It's OK though. I'm a prostate gland."

"That good buddy on Facebook who likes your status because nobody else will."

"How does a feminist kill a spider? Not, she is not man enough to do it."